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Here's the line for tonight's State of the Union: 2-1 odds: Georgie says that we are victorious in Iraq. Freedom, tyranny, Sadam in trial, righteous, blah, blah, blah. 2-1: George gets tongue tied, then sheepishly jokes about how his daughters put that in there to mess him up. 3-1: George says that the election in Palestine is historic, but we cannot support or recognize enemies of freedom. 3-1: G says the word 'freedom' more than he does 'terrorists' 5-1: Dubyah points and winks at Sammy Alito during the speech. 10-1: George talks about Iran: "Iran? I'd run too if I were building nukes against freedom." 10-1: George looks in the wrong direction, at the wrong live camera 25-1: Dubyah uses the phrase, "camel punching drunk" 50-1: George announces Chuck Norris as the new Secretary of Defense 75-1: George giggles about how he thinks its funny that the bird flu was in Turkey. Get it? Turkey? Anything I missed?
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